Yet another bank story!

Went to my bank this evening – the snazzy MNC.

I wasn’t quite myself, so when the woman said that the systems were down and I wanted to ask her what time the bank opens in the morning I ended up saying:


What time do you wake up?


I went out for a chai and when I came back to find out whether the system was now functioning I said:


Are your sisters up?


And both times, she gave me this really glassy look – with her hair and clothes oh so immaculate.


Gimme Mrs. Mehta any day!