Today

- I have the worst cramps ever. Damn Eve for biting into the darn apple.

- It’s blazing hot. The title of this blog has to go.

- Turning blog friendships into real friendships is complicated work.

- Had to get DD’s made – only from the State Bank of India for some stupid reason. Walked there with the cramps in the blazing heat. The woman wanted to know what I do and I was in no mood for a chat so gave her a vague answer which led to more questions and vaguer answers. She concluded that what I do is illegal. Can’t understand why. Maybe she thought I make porn films. What is it with me and Punjabi women bank officers?

- Why Million Dollar Baby? Why why why why why why why?